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Diary of a SuperVillain


Hi, I am The Riddlemaster. 'Tis nice to meet you. My American dream is simple, to someday stand in my space station orbiting our sweet planet Earth, with a pool of blood to my knees, my finger hovering above the button to end it all, with a grin on my face, because I told you since the beginning I would press the button if ever given the chance.

I'm a madman, a fool, an entity of pure evil, and a complete figment of your twisted imagination. Please seek medical attention immediately. (A bad joke I realize. But I won’t cross it out. I wrote it because I thought it would be very witty. Now that I see I wanted to show off horribly, I deliberately won’t cross it out.)

A Calm Mind

Heretics' Book Club

Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m deaf and I try to imagine what it’s like not to be able to hear people. It’s not that bad.

Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm (via notforpublicconsumption)

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