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Diary of a SuperVillain


Hi, I am The Riddlemaster. 'Tis nice to meet you. My American dream is simple, to someday stand in my space station orbiting our sweet planet Earth, with a pool of blood to my knees, my finger hovering above the button to end it all, with a grin on my face, because I told you since the beginning I would press the button if ever given the chance.

I'm a madman, a fool, an entity of pure evil, and a complete figment of your twisted imagination. Please seek medical attention immediately. (A bad joke I realize. But I won’t cross it out. I wrote it because I thought it would be very witty. Now that I see I wanted to show off horribly, I deliberately won’t cross it out.)

A Calm Mind

Heretics' Book Club

officialflylo:

NEVER CATCH ME featuring Kendrick Lamar

'You're Dead!' is available to pre-order now,

Bleep / iTunes / Amazon (Vinyl) / Google Play

Coronus, The Terminator

rangerkimmy:

totemo-kawaii—ne:

the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww

are you implying the fat pug makes this any less elegant because you would be wrong
Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.

Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via quotelounge)

There’s only one way to roll like a big dog in an indifferent world:
with one hand on yo nuts!
Embrace that you ain’t gonna escape a DAYUM thing, especially death.

Thug Notes on “The Stranger” by Camus (via chroniclesofachemist)

corinthian-girl:

Karl Alexander Wilke
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