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Diary of a SuperVillain


Hi, I am The Riddlemaster. 'Tis nice to meet you. My American dream is simple, to someday stand in my space station orbiting our sweet planet Earth, with a pool of blood to my knees, my finger hovering above the button to end it all, with a grin on my face, because I told you since the beginning I would press the button if ever given the chance.

I'm a madman, a fool, an entity of pure evil, and a complete figment of your twisted imagination. Please seek medical attention immediately. (A bad joke I realize. But I won’t cross it out. I wrote it because I thought it would be very witty. Now that I see I wanted to show off horribly, I deliberately won’t cross it out.)

A Calm Mind

Heretics' Book Club

And all this ceaseless labor—to what end? Merely to entomb oneself deeper and deeper in silence, it seems, so deep that one can never be dragged out of it again by anybody.

Franz Kafka || Investigations of a Dog (via socratic-thinker)

xelamanrique:

this was my favorite part of the anaconda video.
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