Hi, I am The Riddlemaster. 'Tis nice to meet you. My American dream is simple, to someday stand in my space station orbiting our sweet planet Earth, with a pool of blood to my knees, my finger hovering above the button to end it all, with a grin on my face, because I told you since the beginning I would press the button if ever given the chance.
I'm a madman, a fool, an entity of pure evil, and a complete figment of your twisted imagination. Please seek medical attention immediately.